Ek Villain..
Okay, so I totally watched it for Siddharth Malhotra.. The cutie that he is, I really like him as a bad boy, too:p
But, well, he was the ONLY tolerable part of the movie.
And I do mean the ONLY part.
Shraddha Kapoor's character was IRRITATING as hell, and that is only to be subtle.
And as far as Riteish Deshmukh's character is concerned.. Aah, well, don't ever give your telephone repair guy shit lol, or you might end up dead in the balcony.
The movie had ABSOLUTELY no solid ground, or a sensible story whatsoever.
TORTURE is what it was, with annoying jokes by Shraddha Kapoor at almost all times. There are jokes cracked during funerals, when Siddharth Malhotra is running behind a train in which Shraddha Kapoor is. The movie so much as ends with a terrible PJ.
The movie makes you want to shoot yourself, that is, until the end just does it for you.
The movie is Chinese torture.
Okay, so I totally watched it for Siddharth Malhotra.. The cutie that he is, I really like him as a bad boy, too:p
But, well, he was the ONLY tolerable part of the movie.
And I do mean the ONLY part.
Shraddha Kapoor's character was IRRITATING as hell, and that is only to be subtle.
And as far as Riteish Deshmukh's character is concerned.. Aah, well, don't ever give your telephone repair guy shit lol, or you might end up dead in the balcony.
The movie had ABSOLUTELY no solid ground, or a sensible story whatsoever.
TORTURE is what it was, with annoying jokes by Shraddha Kapoor at almost all times. There are jokes cracked during funerals, when Siddharth Malhotra is running behind a train in which Shraddha Kapoor is. The movie so much as ends with a terrible PJ.
The movie makes you want to shoot yourself, that is, until the end just does it for you.
The movie is Chinese torture.
You wonder why the movie is titled 'Ek Villain', it seems like a murder mystery but then comes along the line 'Every Love Story Has One' and you think maybe it's Riteish and Siddharth fighting for Shraddha?
Truth being told, the movie couldn't be more obvious, with Guru(Siddharth) as the angry young man, who turns good after meeting a bubbly Aisha(Shraddha)- gee, isn't that ABSOLUTELY ORIGINAL?- who cracks the lamest jokes of the century at the oddest of times. And Riteish Deshmukh's character is completely psycho, he is driven to madness by his wife, who keeps criticizing his every move.
I usually find even the WORST movies somehow entertaining- I am ordinarily very patient with Bollywood, but this is the ONE MOVIE YOU MUST AVOID WATCHING UNDER ANY CONDITIONS.
*Even if you get free tickets*
This movie is injurious to your health. You may want to tear your hair out, and poke your eyeballs with pencils, shoot all the three actors plus the director.
AVOID WATCHING THIS MOVIE FOR YOUR OWN SAKES.
You Have Been Warned.
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